I've gotten a zillion requests and questions about my "50 Mistakes Women Make While Having Sex" Post.
Let's see if I can answer them so you all will leave me alone.
1. Yes, I wrote that. All 50 of them came out of my little head. Thus they belong to me.
2. If you want to reproduce them, that's fine. Leave my name on them and don't you dare edit my content or I will hunt you down myself.
3. I'm well aware that not every guy is against snuggling. I don't think that most of them are. I am aware that most of them have a hard time sleeing when their girlfriend is laying on top of them because they don't want to move and wake them up. I'm not saying don't cuddle, but let the man move.
4. Say what you want about my political beliefs, I was a womens and gender's studies minor in college. I wasn't a major because my school didn't offer one. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it, you worthless hippies. Go shave your legs or something.
5. All marriage proposals must come with expensive jewelry or a hefty donation to my paypal. I'm scraping this month, and you want your woman to be happy, don't you?
6. I am not married. I'm not even dating. Single as they get.
7. I do not get paid for this. At all. Which is why I have the tiny donation button in the corner.
8. I'm not trying to win some popularity contest. Where the guy who wrote the first article was all about sex being one sided, I'm very not. None of it is really meant to be taken seriously, lighten up.
9. My profiles are incorrect. I'm 24, I don't live at home anymore, and you need more to do. I had no idea that a little post would have this sort of response, but thank you guys so much!
10. I'm a chick. I'm not some 35 year old guy on the internet pretending to be a woman.
11. Stop taking everything so seriously.
12. I don't use drugs. It's a nickname that sort of stuck from highschool. No meth, no pot, no nothing. I'm just hyperactive.
13. I'm not opposed to the idea of TV, but I strongly believe there is a reason I'm on the internet, not on television.
14. I understand my post was very one sided and feeds into alot of stereotypes. That would be the point.
15. Leave my parents alone. Say what you want about me, but my parents are awesome people, and fuck you for dragging them into anything.
16. I'm not a slut. I just think its silly that a list like 50 Things Men Do Wrong During Sex doesn't have a counterpart. Sex is a two way street, if you're doing it right.
17. For. The. Last . Time. Any Tweekerchick or variation there of on any sites about meth use, rehab, or the like aren't me. They aren't even affiliated with me. I hope they get the help that they need.
18. I don't feel like posting a picture. Long dark hair, dark eyes, big ass. Really, that about covers it.