Sunday, December 03, 2006

I've gotten a zillion requests and questions about my "50 Mistakes Women Make While Having Sex" Post.

Let's see if I can answer them so you all will leave me alone.

1. Yes, I wrote that. All 50 of them came out of my little head. Thus they belong to me.

2. If you want to reproduce them, that's fine. Leave my name on them and don't you dare edit my content or I will hunt you down myself.

3. I'm well aware that not every guy is against snuggling. I don't think that most of them are. I am aware that most of them have a hard time sleeing when their girlfriend is laying on top of them because they don't want to move and wake them up. I'm not saying don't cuddle, but let the man move.

4. Say what you want about my political beliefs, I was a womens and gender's studies minor in college. I wasn't a major because my school didn't offer one. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it, you worthless hippies. Go shave your legs or something.

5. All marriage proposals must come with expensive jewelry or a hefty donation to my paypal. I'm scraping this month, and you want your woman to be happy, don't you?

Another Amendement:
6. I am not married. I'm not even dating. Single as they get.

Another Amendment:
7. I do not get paid for this. At all. Which is why I have the tiny donation button in the corner.

Another Amendment:
8. I'm not trying to win some popularity contest. Where the guy who wrote the first article was all about sex being one sided, I'm very not. None of it is really meant to be taken seriously, lighten up.

9. My profiles are incorrect. I'm 24, I don't live at home anymore, and you need more to do. I had no idea that a little post would have this sort of response, but thank you guys so much!

10. I'm a chick. I'm not some 35 year old guy on the internet pretending to be a woman.

11. Stop taking everything so seriously.

12. I don't use drugs. It's a nickname that sort of stuck from highschool. No meth, no pot, no nothing. I'm just hyperactive.

13. I'm not opposed to the idea of TV, but I strongly believe there is a reason I'm on the internet, not on television.

14. I understand my post was very one sided and feeds into alot of stereotypes. That would be the point.

15. Leave my parents alone. Say what you want about me, but my parents are awesome people, and fuck you for dragging them into anything.

16. I'm not a slut. I just think its silly that a list like 50 Things Men Do Wrong During Sex doesn't have a counterpart. Sex is a two way street, if you're doing it right.

17. For. The. Last . Time. Any Tweekerchick or variation there of on any sites about meth use, rehab, or the like aren't me. They aren't even affiliated with me. I hope they get the help that they need.

18. I don't feel like posting a picture. Long dark hair, dark eyes, big ass. Really, that about covers it.

32 comments:

grey_fox24 said...

Psh. Posers.

I've been trying to get clare to marry me since 2004.

Anonymous said...
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Derek said...

ok, but really... if you're anywhere near Toronto, i want to take you out for a drink.

Kodder said...

just passed by your blog...lovely
I wish all women are like you...
hmmm ...naaa that will take the fun out of finding someone like you.
by any chance are you coming to scotland anytime soon?
*G*

Anonymous said...

I loved that post below. Thanks for sharing.

Zorak said...

The line to woo Clare forms to the left.

Kraven said...

Hey Clare, are you interested in a link exchange? I have already posted your link on tessa's blog: http://www.mycage.org

Thanks,

Kraven

JJeffryes said...

Great post, and great to see you're taking it all with such good grace. Keep it up. BTW, I don't want to marry you (and neither does my wife), and I'm not going to offer to take you out for a drink because I'm just some random internet person and that would be creepy.

hammackj said...

Great blog =)

Anonymous said...

I would like to take full credit for your little piece. A While back I turned out a meme called 30 things every woman should know about a man.

http://bathosforthemisanthropic.blogspot.com/2005/04/what-women-really-want-or-reply-to-30_25.html

Anonymous said...

2 years ago I had a meme similiar to this. I'd like to take credit for giving you the inspiration you needed for this, but the only thing I inspire in women is frustration over my small penis.

http://bathosforthemisanthropic.blogspot.com/2005/04/what-women-really-want-or-reply-to-30_25.html

knievil said...

Sorry Romius, but your list is lame and poorly done.

Try again leeching credit.

The Zot said...

I'm creepy.

Having said that, This comment section is now officially a mess. Oh, and Romius T....fuck off.

knievil said...

OMG Claire, u wana link exchange?

My Blog is teh aw3s0m3!

Link me plz!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm gay for Man-Clare.

Dropajewel said...

Pretty sweet that you're getting recognized on your very good Post. 1.

Ivan said...

booya!!! seventeenth! post or something like that, why I can't enter your special forum on TJNR I want to free the puppies!

Kosti said...

I gotta come here more often, just for the comments to the posts. Keep up the good work Clair...and Ivan, you dont know what you are missing in that forum :P

Anonymous said...

I found you post insightful and clever. Sex is supposed to fun. Great sex is when all involved are having fun. Still, it can be hard work at times to remember that you are really there to please the other person. It's the mental effort that screws it all up. When we start thinking instead of enjoying, that's when the wheels fall off.

LeisureSuitL said...

I <3 Clare. Great going hun...can I ride your coattails?

Anonymous said...

Please don't date! Save people the trouble of figuring out your 'poser' issues. Probably got hurt early on in your childhood *wink wink* but then again, who cares wounded bird! Keep this comment on your blog...DARE YA!

RT Cunningham said...

I see that you stopped by my site and left a comment. Thanks, and I couldn't agree with your sentiment any more than that!

Anonymous said...

G-jus !!!

Anonymous said...

I'm a mossback, who has been pecking around the sex barnyard for over 30 years. A friend sent me the link to your "50 ways" and they made me howl with laughter. Honey, you have the angle and understand that sex is supposed to be fun!

Jonstafa said...

My Stinky!

MINE!

DF said...

Hey sweet cheeks. I just read all the comments. Don't let the haters get you down. All the people that matter know you're not a poser, or woman-hater, or whatever other insults the REAL posers/haters throw your way!

Debra said...

hee hee I can only imagine the questions that led to the answers... some I am guessing were rather obnoxious?

Stop by my real blog sometime- the Sexy Tomatoes one isn't updated as much as we'd like it to be... but my real one (no longer hosted by Blogger) is updated almost daily. Gotta add you to my links over there while I remember.

http://www.tragicbeautiful.com/words/

Anonymous said...

i make sex to monkeys on thurdays after skool

Drumster said...

I enjoyed reading every bit of the previous post and this one. Must say I agree with most of it. And you've got an awesome attitude, keep it going :)

"I don't feel like posting a picture. Long dark hair, dark eyes, big ass. Really, that about covers it."

This one really got me laughing like a madman.. He he.. good one.

-- Drumster
(www.drumster.net)

Anonymous said...

Loved the post! I am in agreement with you fully!

Milly

http://www.myspace.com/millysplace

Evan said...

Great list and great response post. I especially like the part when you think originally=).

Thank you!

Anonymous said...

Excellent post and great follow up. I hope that things turn around for you.