Guess what folks?
It's FHM day!
I'd like to celebrate, but unlike you lazy fuckers, some of us have to work.
So I give you my current favorite insult that has been thrown my way, from SuicideGirls.com.
"Tweaker chick comes across as so insanely competitive with and derisive of other women that she'd let you do her with a wiffle ball bat for two bong hits and being told how much cooler than your last girlfriend she is."
God damn you people.
If you're going to insult me, get it right.
It's T-W-E-E-K-E-R and it's spelled C-L-A-R-E.
A quick edit:
I've read my comments. Its awesome that you all are so supportive! The reason I posted the comment was not to rip on anyone (but feel free, you are all doing a superb job), but simply because it made me laugh. Outloud.