So, in the spirit of my life turning really fucking cool really fucking fast....

I made the cover of FHM.

For those who don't speak Croatian (I think they speak Croatian), the "Politika Seksa" is mine.
I can't wait to get my copies, I will probably sleep with it under my pillow in hopes that the FHM fairy sends me that model in my article. She's hot and the guys at the office would appriciate it.

Ill try to update more frequently, but right now I am absolutely rocking out with the fact that Comcast just shut my internet and phone off, limiting my access to the internet to when I'm at the office.

And as much as I love you guys, I do enjoy my job and if HR saw half the shit I wrote on this page, I'd be fired.

Anyway, buy FHM. Learn Croatian. Check out that REALLY hot blonde.

(I'm seeing if they'll let me post the PDF files of the article on this, more later if they will).