Seeing as I try to keep my readers happy...I have found this link.
What is it, you may ask? A link I found from the Gorilla Mask website, linking to the Cameron Diaz Sex Tape.
Yup. A link to the very legit tape of Cameron Diaz, nude naked and otherwise undressed and 20 years old.
No idea how long the links will be active, so enjoy while you can.