I am so homesick that it's sad.
So I called my friend Jayme to let her know what's going on in my world.
Me: I miss you guys.
Me: I just do
Jayme: Well, Deannes a bitch, I think Shawn is gay and I'm a little bit off.
Me: I still miss you though.
Jayme: How sweet, I think I might puke.
Me: Im not sure why I miss you, now.
Jayme: Its cause of your lesbian tendencies
Me: I hate you. I write for FHM now.
Me: Yep. Apparently my writing is awesome.
Jayme: For what it's worth, we still think you suck.
God I miss home.