So, I'm stalling.
I don't want to read a 500 page book called "Bureaucracy".
So I decided to play on the internets, and came up with this, which I stole from everyone's favorite Rdog.
1.YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Oreo Hartford (Ok. I no longer live on Hartford, but I refuse to have a number as a last name. Fuck you.)
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on mother's side first name, favorite candy)
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, name of high school)
Kitty Central (Shoulda specified which Highschool.)
5. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of dad/mom, cell phone Company you use):
7. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (daily prescription medicine, make of car)
8. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on):
Sue Harlowe. (I'll keep it. It's hot sounding.)
9. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (first word you see on your left, favorite restaurant)
10. YOUR KUNG FU NAME: (favorite mineral, favorite animal)
Heh. Now you guys get into my comments and kill some time already.