So, I'm stalling.
I don't want to read a 500 page book called "Bureaucracy".
So I decided to play on the internets, and came up with this, which I stole from everyone's favorite Rdog.
1.YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Oreo Hartford (Ok. I no longer live on Hartford, but I refuse to have a number as a last name. Fuck you.)
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on mother's side first name, favorite candy)
Mary Skittles
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
C-Fro
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, name of high school)
Kitty Central (Shoulda specified which Highschool.)
5. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of dad/mom, cell phone Company you use):
Richard Sprint
7. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (daily prescription medicine, make of car)
Ritalin Malibu
8. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on):
Sue Harlowe. (I'll keep it. It's hot sounding.)
9. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (first word you see on your left, favorite restaurant)
Pink Farraday
10. YOUR KUNG FU NAME: (favorite mineral, favorite animal)
Hematite Kitty
Heh. Now you guys get into my comments and kill some time already.
8 comments:
i want to sex yourself
If I were a
Porn star, Sampson Wilkerson
-Fudged, old street name, my current one is three words long. Other choices (depending on semantics) for first pet names include Gypsy, Whiteboy, Saber and Hatred, all but the last two named by my parents.
Hatred Wilkerson? Whiteboy Wilkerson? Tough call, but I made it.
Movie star, Cecil Airhead
Fly guy, S-car. Scar?
Detective, Cass Clinch
-Cass comes from Cassiopeia, which, I supposed I should have picked Hawk or something like that, but I am easily influenced by my biology lab.
Girl, Mary Ellen Cingular
Star Warsian, Zero Accord
-No prescriptions, which may or may not be a good thing.
Soap Opera star, Judson Lightsey
-Or Judson Main. Or Judson 84. Or Judson North Cemetary Road. My house was at an intersection of many roads and once again, I made the call.
Fasion Designer, Leave Doc Chey's
-I don't really have concrete favorites, so I just picked a restaurant.
Kung Fu figher, Hematite Mountain Lion
-I'm fickle but like to wear black, shiny rings.
1. Fred Fourthstreet
2. Wiley Hershey
3. J-Min
4. Dog Unitedtownship
5. June Verizon
7. Nyquil F-150
8. Lee Fourthstreet
9. Daytona Machine Shed
10. Coal Dog
1.YOUR PORN STAR NAME: Georgie Marsh
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: ?
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: m-Tay
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Dog Harrison
5. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (Diane Cingular
7. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: Albuterol Altima
8. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on): Alan ?
9. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: Honey Maggiano's
10. YOUR KUNG FU NAME: Ruby Dog
If I was a...
PORN STAR: Crystal Moanaway (Street's actually Moana Way, but taking the space out made it sound dirtier. Apparently, I'd have a woman's name).
MOVIE STAR: Andrew Reese ('s peanut butter cups. Yum).
"FLY GIRL/GUY": D-Jo (two letters was more asthetically pleasing. Eat me).
DETECTIVE: Rhinoceros Lake.
WOMAN: Rosalie Sprint (OMG! I'm Clarissa's wife!).
STAR WARS CHARACTER: Zilch Dakota.
SOAP OPERA CHARACTER: Paul Moana (I wish I grew up on a street with a cooler-sounding name).
FASHION DESIGNER: Corrosion P.F. Chang.
KUNG-FU MASTER: Graphite Rhinoceros.
OMG.
JSD and I are married!!
Neat.
Bring home some diet coke.
Whoa
JSDude, Are you going to let her order you around like that?
Crack that whip
Well, in this marriage, I'd be the woman...
That means all I have to do is threaten to withold sex, and I'll get all I desire!!
MUAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!
*gasp*
... AHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Whew! All this diabolical laughter has made me sleepy! I think I feel a headache coming on...
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