Fuck you, retail job.
Fuck you a lot.
I know if most people got a call from work saying "You don't have to come in all week, hours were cut",you'd do a little dance.
That lasted for 30 seconds.
Yay! No work! WOOT!
Then I remembered that I'm broke.
Keep up production, they say.
Keep selling, they say.
Well, now we have nothing to do, so we will cut your hours.
A blind, retarded kid coulda seen that coming.