The problem with losing weight is that pretty soon your pants stop fitting. So I decided to spend money I don't have in an attempt to find pants that don't fall off of my ass.
I couldn't find any pants, however, after searching through the racks at Gordmans, I found a really cute flowered bra. It's great. Pushes the twins up a little bit and together, without making me look like Pamela Lee before the reduction.
So I take my purchase, and promptly find my spot in the longest line in the history of shopping, in front of a line consisting mostly of obnoxious males and their friends.
I handed my purchase to the oldest living cashier in Iowa, who tries four or five times to scan it. Nothing. She tries to call for a price check over the intercom. "I need a price for a flowered bra, size 36 CC for this young lady". I swear to god, I thought this only happened in movies.
"What size?"
"36 CC!" at this point the man beside me looked at me, and snickered.
"What are you looking at?"
"Nothing, I just thought they were bigger than that".
This kids, is why someday you are going to find me locked in my apartment with a hundred cats and newspapers dating 20 years ago.
6 comments:
You're going to be an old maid because guys think you have a nice rack?
Okay.
By the way, I have a new picture request now.
that's the funniest thing i've heard all week, you just made my day. Thank you ^_^
That is why I dont buy things too often, I have everyday clothes that I wear till they are practically falling off me, and new, nice clothes to wear out when I go places. The same thing happned to me once with a box of condoms when I was 17. This is why I love the self checkouts now at the grocery store.
well when you look as great as you do then I am sure all the guys are staring so you should be used to it...but in all honesty that is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time...u just made my day...nice to see your still around...sounds like u have had a O so terrific summer :)
Sometimes the size does make a difference in price. Certain sizes may be on sale, certain patterns may be discontinued and put on clearance ... stuff like that.
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Somebody mail me some popcorn chicken, I'm hungry.
Dude, Clare's pants will be like so much easier into guys.
Get it?
Because they're no longer too tight?
Well I got it.
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