Saturday, August 13, 2005

Yea.
I know.
I was supposed to update like, 4 billion years ago.
I finally got a little bit of Chris time, so I suppose my hiatus can end.

Honestly, the reason I haven't been around is that I've been god awful busy.
Because I'm retarded.
I swore I'd never do it again, but I took an internship with kids. Little kids. Kids that are way too young for me to beat and be able to claim self defense.
For the rest of my 'summer' (if you can call it that, I've been taking classes all summer) I get to wake up at the ass crack of dawn and deal with 60, yes, 60 little brats with parents who think that their kids are the best things since sliced bread. I now get to do fun things, like stand outside and wave and cheer at the garbage man, much to the amusement of the fraternity house across the street, while wearing a pink smock and trying to sound excited about 'going potty' and reading 'Miss Moo Goes To The Zoo'.
I am 23 years old (as of yesterday), and I am spending the majority of my summer with people who think it's funny to pick their noses and wipe it on their friends.
Let me clarify.
I am 23 years old and I am spending the majority of my summer with people who are 5 and younger who think it's funny to pick their noses and wipe it on their friends.
Please, please kill me.

12 comments:

Rho_ said...

It stories like that, that pretty much gives me comfort in the fact that the rad therapy I went through made me sterile. So no kids for me, unless we adopt, and in that case it will probably be a kid older and foriegn.

Clare said...

Sweetie, I've got stories for you then! Like the time one of them bit me and sent me to the ER all day. Or the one that likes to poke you in the eye and scream "WHEEEEEEEE!"

Don't adopt one you can't beat.

shirizaki said...

Wow. Hey, maybe you can tie them up and make some cages and have kid fights, and place bets and shit like that.

Yeah, that would rock becasue it would be legal.

Rho_ said...

Nah, Just drop them all off at a catholic school for a day, if the samurai ruler wielding nuns dont set them straight, nothing will.

PitchitWasHere said...

You can come spend the day with my kids anytime. They are angels.



Cause I beat them when it counted - before the age of four.

Austin said...

It could be worse Clare, you could have had to Deal with senile assholes at the old folks home. I did that for 3 days, and I would much rather deal with 5 year old shit stains than 95 year old ones.

Maxson said...

Oh man, you are soooo lucky. I remember last week my friend Scott picked his nose and wiped it on our other friend Tad. Man, it was so awesome!!!!!

Maxson said...

Oh, and now its four-billion and a half years ago....

JustSumDude said...

I'm so going to pick my nose and wipe it on you, 'Bus!

Oh yes ... yes I shall.

Maxson said...

Dude. That would be so sweet! Man, this is some funny shit!!

Clare. Update your website. I know you have a boyfriend and all, but we all knew you first....

shirizaki said...

Yeah, what he said.

Rho_ said...

I am pretty sure having the hot sex trumps most everything else in life, cept for eating of course. and maybe sleeping.