I was wrong about my target demographic

I always assumed the majority of my readers were geeks and nerds like myself. I was wrong. It turns out the majority of my readers are 80 years old and still using dial up. Why, you ask? Or not, but I'm going to tell you anyway.

Because I pulled some of my recent traffic, and 28% of my readers are people who use Internet Explorer.

22,967 of you should be horribly ashamed of yourselves. This is why we don't have nice things, people.