Romance is dead and the internet killed it.
I'm almost positive.
I was clicking through my email, most of which was general bullshit from people who wanted to help me enlarge my penis, when I came across this little gem.
Subject: OMG.
you are so hot!! I want to strip you naked,
eat your pussy until you come all over my face,
stroke your black hair while you wrap your sweet mouth
around my dick, then spread you open,
push my dick into you and fuck you until we both cum.
Now, as nice as it is that people think of me, how romantic is that? I know that I'm a girl with somewhat questionable morals, but come on.
Don't I atleast deserve a first name, maybe dinner, before you start sending me random email about fucking me six ways from Sunday?
I guess that's one way to cut through the crap in relationships?
Cut straight through the shit and get down the bottom line.
And they say romance is dead.
4 comments:
Aw, hell.
I am so
so
sorry, I was really drunk when I sent that.
I swear
Listen,
I just though dinner was a given, you know. I'd totally buy you dinner.
I'm sorry, I got a little
excited, ahead of myself.
Boy is my face red.
It's spam, honey. I got the same exact email.
I know. But this is the 7th email Ive gotten (Some of which werent spam) and it got me to thinkin.
I wish someone would email me to tell me that I'm hot and offer to strip off my clothes and stroke my hair... but why would eating your pets bring you to orgasm on someone's face?
I would be much too sad to climax on someone's face if they were masticating a live feline... but that's just me, I suppose.
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