Romance is dead and the internet killed it.
I'm almost positive.
I was clicking through my email, most of which was general bullshit from people who wanted to help me enlarge my penis, when I came across this little gem.
you are so hot!! I want to strip you naked,
eat your pussy until you come all over my face,
stroke your black hair while you wrap your sweet mouth
around my dick, then spread you open,
push my dick into you and fuck you until we both cum.
Now, as nice as it is that people think of me, how romantic is that? I know that I'm a girl with somewhat questionable morals, but come on.
Don't I atleast deserve a first name, maybe dinner, before you start sending me random email about fucking me six ways from Sunday?
I guess that's one way to cut through the crap in relationships?
Cut straight through the shit and get down the bottom line.
And they say romance is dead.