Thursday, October 06, 2005

You know when your professors tell you to save everything in two places?
They neglect to tell you that it doesn't make a damn bit of difference when your old piece of shit computer wipes out 5 weeks of work on a seminar paper.
(For those of you who aren't in the Augustana bubble, a seminar paper is a senior thesis type of dealy).
5 weeks worth of work is gone.
Completely.
Utterly.
Gone.
Can't be retrieved.
I have one paragraph to show for 5 weeks of work.
I also have roughly a new 2 grand in credit card debt because I bought a new computer (I can't afford to have this happen again).
Thus, I don't feel like posting a whole hell of a lot right now, seeing as I have to catch up 5 weeks worth of work.

Please. Kill me.
Send me money.
Or at least visit some of the sites below.

They are in serious need of females like me. Whiny girls with delusional ideas of sisterhood who present themselves like cum receptacles need not apply.

He really can do no wrong.

Your #1 Source For Everything. I love this guy. Visit his site, comment, bask in the gloriousness that is him.

None More Worthless/

I need to hang out with this girl.

Got your soap box?

8 comments:

JustSumDude said...

Holy crappola! My site got a plug!

And wouldn't you know it ... my site's host server crashed today. Justin breaks my internets. :(

grey_fox24 said...

More than 4 people visited JSD's site, and the server didn't know what to do with itself.

Rho_ said...

Thats why I went into the military instead of going to college. less homework.

ts hands said...

...as little consolation as it may be, this is yet another argument for leaving everything to the last minute.

Of course, it also demonstrates that life is a damn bastard.

blackmage said...

Cum receptacle is a bit harsh isn't it?

Clare said...

I was being nice.
Anyway, this is my corner of the internets.
If people don't like it, I have a large white ass they can kiss.

JustSumDude said...

There's no need to call 'Bus a large white ass ...

UncleMao said...

Since you made it clear it's bus, can I stop looking at smashy's ass now? I'm getting scared...