Friday, September 09, 2005

I am a super excited Clarissa!!
Although classes are kicking my large ass all over the place, and I'm all stressed about everything under the sun, and probably need some prescription medicine to deal with it, life is good.
My heterolifemate is coming to visit on Saturday. And you all know what that means.
Drinking. A lot of it.
I might even buy a bottle of Jack Daniels and some Chaser Hangover pills. You know, to kick the year off right.
I'm so excited. I miss my heterolifemate big bunches.
Anyway, if you're one of the people allowed to party, feel free to show up.
If you suck, you might want to stay away. I'm feeling a little frisky lately.
Now all I need is a decent recipe for jungle juice.
Let the festivities begin!


Maxson said...

Jungle Juice

1pt freshly squeezed greasy Negro hair
1pt lawn clippings
2pts crack cocaine
2pts crushed ice
4pts love

Mix above ingredients in a dirty plastic trashcan, preferably from the bathroom, and enjoy!

Brandon said...

Yoiu forgot to sprinkle too much chrome platinum over the drink.

PitchitWasHere said...

1 L Everclear® alcohol
5.25 L (3 1.75L bottles) vodka
1 bottle peach schnapps
1 pint Bacardi® 151 rum
1 bottle 99 Apples® apple schnapps
10 L Sprite® soda
1 L Sunny Delight® orange juice
1 L triple sec
1.75 L bottle gin
1 bottle DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
4 bottles Boone's Farm® Strawberry Hill wine
8 L Hawaiian punch
2 containers orange juice concentrate
fruit (as much as desired)

Use a large container ie. ice chest or similar. Allow the fruit to soak in all the alcohol for about 4 - 12 hours. Add all the juice and let sit overnight. Serve the next day.

Maxson said...

Yeah, well fuck you, Mr. Showmeup.

I like my recipe better.

Austin said...

That is a lot of alkiehol... And be carful of Jim Beam! He tried to kill me, and you may be next!

PitchitWasHere said...

I can't take any credit for mine, I Googled it.
So, yours is better anyway.

Maxson said...

Really, that recipe sounds more like sweet smelling napalm than a mixture fit for human consumption...

Geo. said...

So is this party at your place?

JustSumDude said...

"If you suck, you might want to stay away. I'm feeling a little frisky lately."

I can take a hint, sheesh.

Anonymous said...

Glad your still the same, ClareBare :) XOX


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