Saturday, April 28, 2007

Wow. A friend pointed out to me this morning that I haven't updated all month.
Sorry, I'm a shitty person.

My life really isn't all that exciting.

I'm writing a book...no idea yet when it's coming out.

Despite that, it's the same old shit.

I called Com Ed to see when my bill was due. I pay about 50 bucks a month, and I'm totally fine with that. So you can only imagine the minor stroke I had when they told me my total balance was $700.

Yea. Seven hundred one dollar bills.

They "mis calculated" my billing.

By a fuck ton.

$700? For that sort of bill I should have a lucrative methamphetiamine ring running out of my apartment. But since I don't, I'm sort of screwed.
It's a good thing I look good by candlelight.

3 comments:

Zorak said...

Get back to work and make me a sammich!

zorak said...

PS. I recently paid a $1200 electric bill after they finally cut off the power. So, it could be worse.

Casey said...

plug in vibe?

Miscalculatd? Their fuck up, they should deal.

Too bad it doesn't always work that way.