Monday, March 14, 2005

My heterolifemate, ladies and gentlemen.
HLM: At least I made it through class today without playing with myself
TweekerChickQC: It's the little victories.
HLM: It was hard. I got kinda bored.

13 comments:

Sean said...

It does get boring,

but if I play with myself in one class, I usually have to miss the next one.

Clare said...

She's cute. I doubt anyone is going to object if she chooses to fondle herself in classes.
Hell, might even help her grade.

Anonymous said...

Give me a break. I had a long week, so I started my weekend early and therefore was down a few layers when I ventured out for the day. My teacher was talking about Aristotle. And I have jewelry that's fun to spin. Its not like I was grabbing my crotch. Just my boobs. And for the record, if the girls in my class tried to ruin me, I would first beat them up, and then ruin their lives because I have more power on this campus than regular students. And Sean, don't think it as "missing" class. its taking a personal day. =) *pinklady (aka the heterolifemate)

Clare said...

This is why I keep her, folks.
(Because she's funny, not because she spins her nipple rings in public)

Anonymous said...

You and Clare should go beating up guys together. And make video's and sell them... I would buy one, I like seeing people cry.

Anonymous said...

This is why I love being in the back row. :O

Clare said...

I might start playing with myself in my Women's Studies class.
It sure couldn't HURT my grade.

Clare said...

Only if you throw some prozac on it.
I've been in a huge funk lately.

Anonymous said...

For those of you worried about my class grade since I have no impulse control, yesterday my professor says "Well some things are very intersting, and some are..." "boring?" "useless?" "Stupid?" we asked..."No," he says," I was going with arousing. If we're going to get off topic.we might as well go somewhere fun with it" Next time I'm so making sure he sees. An A for sure. *pinklady

Anonymous said...

Have you found my briches yet Clare? Its my good pair. Look under the bed.

Anonymous said...

Wow. I'd make you pancakes, but pookie's bringing you pizza :(

Anonymous said...

UPDATE DAMN YOU!

Sean said...

Clare doesn't know it, but we're having an update race.

She's in the lead, which means she'll update before I will.




Whenever that is.