So.
My ex sent me two videos, both of which I fell in love with.
One is catchy, the other is the cutest thing that ever was or will be.

You pick which one is which.

Happy birthday to me!

Ill be out in the distract getting schwazzled. Show up. Buy me booze.
And someone kidnap my heterolifemate and bring her to me. It's not truly a party without her.