Im having one of those days where my faith in humans is really starting to dwindle.
Having seen a bunch of insane protesters standing at a funeral, then seeing a murder suicide, I'm ready to throw in the towel and say fuck it.
What the fuck is wrong with people that suddenly it's ok to stand at a funeral and protest, claiming that God hates homosexuals, and dead soldiers is God's way of punishing us?
What the fuck is wrong with people that you can shoot someone in a crowded parking lot, infront of children, and then kill yourself like a big pussy?
Im just pissy today. It's been a long week, I want a bacon cheeseburger and job that doesn't make me want to kill myself.
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Perhaps I was a bit harsh in my earlier post about the internet killing romance.
Romance is alive and well, in another fine example of spam.
I like to think that this was my doing, that my words so moved the countless idiots behind their keyboards that they changed their minds. They no longer want to fuck me silly, they want to hold me and love me.
In a world of speed dating, random hookups, and myspace it's nice to know that some unknown computer nerd took the time to write out a few nice things to say to a random selection of people who would kick his ass if they ever met him.
So now I bring to you my evidence that romance is not dead.
you are an angel come to earth.
you are the most beautiful woman ive ever seen.
i love you.
i would make you very happy and always make you feel loved.
I could be very happy with this guy.
Nothing says "I love you, baby" like a random spam message with incorrect capitalization.
Romance is alive and well, in another fine example of spam.
I like to think that this was my doing, that my words so moved the countless idiots behind their keyboards that they changed their minds. They no longer want to fuck me silly, they want to hold me and love me.
In a world of speed dating, random hookups, and myspace it's nice to know that some unknown computer nerd took the time to write out a few nice things to say to a random selection of people who would kick his ass if they ever met him.
So now I bring to you my evidence that romance is not dead.
you are an angel come to earth.
you are the most beautiful woman ive ever seen.
i love you.
i would make you very happy and always make you feel loved.
I could be very happy with this guy.
Nothing says "I love you, baby" like a random spam message with incorrect capitalization.
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