I woke up today on the very pissed off side of the bed.


Perry claims that I work magic with my lists, so here's an Intelligent Humor Exclusive.



Things That Piss Me Off.

1. Being broke. Things are a little tight for reasons entirely out of my control. I was also a psychology major. Meaning: I can't add or subtract worth shit. Well, that's a lie. I can't add or subtract worth shit once I open my check book. I know that writers are supposed to have glamorous lives and all...but until this shit starts paying off, Chase is going to continue to rape me with overdraft charges. Yes, I accidentally bounced a check. But somehow, I don't understand how charging me $200 is going to prevent that from happening in the future. Hopefully there is some super rich man reading this, thinking "Yes, I have entirely too much money! I should send some to that TweekerChick so she can do things she likes to do...like eat." (Oh, and if you ARE that rich guy, I'll totally let you touch my boob)...