I'm a fully functioning adult.
Today I paid a shitload of bills, went to all of my classes, and now I am hunting down various legal and illegal drugs for another long work day.
My car has had an oil change, and my apartment is clean.
Laundry is done tomorrow.
All is on the up and up.
I was feeling all great and wonderful about myself and my ability to function independently in such a world.
Until I realized that I had been wearing my underwear inside out all day.
So much for progress.