Sooooooooo. Clare is not a happy monkey. Why? Because her entire body hurts. YAY for menstruation! (that's a big word for "Makes me a raging bitch".) Anyhow, I signed online to see if Chris has updated his blog, cause he makes me smile and that sometimes takes away from the fact that right now I want to rip my ovaries out. But guess what? He hasn't updated since he wished me Happy 21st birthday!! (Which was super sweet and makes me love him, by the way). But what the Fuck?!! Now I have no choice but to rip out my ovaries and go on strike. NO MORE BLOGS FROM ME TILL CHRIS UPDATES!