It was a great weekend. Effing great. 2 days of drinking, smoking, chilling and partying! To all my peoples, we must do it again.
To Woody: You made out with a GIRL.
To Graig: So did you! And suprisingly, you didn't get your ass kicked for it.
To Jayme: You may be back with him, but hes still a jerk.
To Adam: Smile and be happy. You'll be here next time, and I promise I won't make you work. After you fix my stove.
To Jen: Hope you didn't get too hungover.
To Dawn: I'm just warming up hon, I have a billion drinks you'd love!
To Rob: You sound hot on the phone. No wonder Sarah stays up till all hours of the morning talking with you.
To Wyly: You, are simply the shit. And I sowwy about the drunken phone call. It was ALL Sarahs fault. And in her defense, let me say, bioioioioioioioing.
To Bryan: I hope your foot is better. I get you all boozed up when it is, I just don't want the guilt of a boozed injured guy hurling himself down my steps on my conscience.
To Sarah: You are the best heterolifemate ever for putting up with all this nonsense without smacking anyone. It was great chick.
To Missy, Jon, Kyle, Karl, Kim, Ashley, the Dawn that WASNT here, Emily, Brian, Amy,and everyone else: Sorry y'all missed it. You all BETTER be here next time, or I'll sick my heterolifemate on you.
To Chris: You owe me drunk time. You are coming next time, come hell or high water. I'm getting pissy!
To Jeremy: I wasn't joking about wishing you got a veneral disease. Don't call me again.
And then Jon puked on a cop.