I just realized, that I am going to be 21 soon. I also realized, that my Chris isn't here to spend it with me. Which upsets me for 2 reasons. 1) I am finally legally old enough to participate in one of our favorite pasttimes without the authorities getting pissed off (provided I keep my clothes on), and 2) It's really hard to get someone drunk and take advantage of them when they are 3 hours away. So to this I say, what the fuck? Leave it to Chris to singlehandedly ruin my plans! On April 21, you promised me drunk time! Well, I'm an impatient asshole! To make up for this, I expect EXTRA drunk time, and jewelry! Or naked pictures. I'd accept those too. Or if you don't have any of those handy, sex, sex is always good. Or you could wash my car...naked. Or sex...no, sex is still an acceptable form of payment...Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (It's on August 12, for those who need to be remided when to send me things for no apparent reason other than I was born. Which is good enough reason for me).