Sometimes I really hate our government. Seriously. The other day one of my best friends decided that he should go into the military. Hopefully it was just the massive amounts of marijuana speaking, or else we have a problem. Provided he goes into basic soon, that gives him about 6 months before he becomes active duty. Which gives our retarded president 6 months to prove to the world that he's got a big schlong and get this war shit out of his system. Now, before I get massive amounts of IMs and Emails saying "Jesus Clare, it's alot more than a dick measuring contest", I'm going to tell you right now that I don't give a shit. When it comes down to one of my best friends, that's all it is to me. You give me 10 reasons why it's not President Bush being his daddy's bitch, I'll give you 20 that says otherwise and a kick in the groin. His dad has got his hand shoved so far up his son's ass that our President is only a puppet. Which serves just fine, until you bring the people I care about into the mix. Thats when I get shitty. I'm not exactly sure what I'd do if something ever happened to him. Seriously. I know I'd leave the country. I'd probably start some massive international incident just to make that dickheads life harder than it already is. Theres an unspoken rule with me. Don't FUCK with the people I care about. I get shitty. I know our president is a moron, but shit. It shouldn't take 6 months to teach him how to count to three for his dick measuring contest. He needs to hurry up and get it out of his system already. And in response to his question of "Is our children learning?!" I have to respond with, yes, we are learning your a fucking idiot.